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Clean joke-Young boy's monkey

A boy with a monkey on his shoulder was walking down the road when he passed a policeman who said, "Now, now young boy, I think you had better take that monkey to the zoo."
 The next day, the boy was walking down the road with the monkey on his shoulder again, when he passed the same policeman, The policeman said, "Hey there, I thought I told you to take that money to the zoo!" The boy answered, "I did! Today I'm taking him to the cinema."

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Clean Joke....Pupils outsmart teacher

Teacher: "OK class, who will give me the chemical formula for water?" 

Pupil: "HIJKLMNO." 

Teacher: "What on earth are you on about?" 

Pupil: "Well you said yourself yesterday it was H to O!"

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Clean joke a -funny station master

Clean joke  

Lady: "Is this my train?"
Station Master: "No, it belongs to the railway company."
Lady: "Don’t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New York."
Station Master: "No Madam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy."

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Today's Joke - He fears his wife

Clean Joke:

A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100 mph. The man eventually realizes he can't escape and finally pulls over. The cop approaches the car and says, "It's been a long day and my shift is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your behavior, I'll let you go." The guy thinks for a few seconds and then says, "My wife ran away with a cop about a week ago. I thought you might be that officer trying to give her back!" 

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Today's joke......A crazy wisher

Clean Joke- A crazy  and funny wisher

A bus full of ugly people had a head on collision with a truck. When they died, God granted all of them one wish. The first person said, "I want to be gorgeous." God snapped his fingers and it happened. The second person said the same thing and God did the same thing. This went on and on throughout the group. God noticed the last man in line was laughing hysterically. By the time God got to the last ten people, the last man was laughing and rolling on the ground. When the man's turn came, he laughed and said, "I wish they were all ugly again."

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Joke.....google is good like women

Clean Joke: google

Q: Is Google male or female? 
A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

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Joke on Wife

Clean joke on Loving wife:

A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." 
The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." 
The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

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Let me start with a short joke

Simple Joke:

Q. What did the tall chimney say to the small chimney?

A."Hey,You are way too young to smoke......."

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